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I wish I could read the title of this thread without getting a headache.

I also wish I could work for myself...designing iOS apps, web design, stock trading, flip/rent real estate, etc. Though I'm working on freeing up enough capital in order to buy a rental property to start making a little extra income and build more equity.
 
I don't get comments like this.

Guitar is very easy to learn and, unless you've got no fingers, I can't believe there's any real reason why you can't. Other than laziness.

There are things other than laziness that prevent people from being unable to play instruments. I simply lack the time to do so.
 
See through clothes. I imagine all those burka wearing women in gorgeous lingerie underneath that robe or naked, I wish I could see if my fantasies are correct.
 
I wish I could vomit at will. I'd be able to get out of meetings and I'd never have to go to a wedding again.
I can vomit at will.

I wish I could speak mandarin to prepare for the coming dawn of our new masters. :(

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I don't get comments like this.

Guitar is very easy to learn and, unless you've got no fingers, I can't believe there's any real reason why you can't. Other than laziness.
You are only speaking for yourself.
I have no desire to learn any musical instruments and I know that I would have an extremely hard time if I wanted to.
 
Unrealistically-
The power to manipulate time.

Slightly less unrealistically-
Speak another language fluently. I speak English & "American Medicine" (as my friend calls it) fluently, know Hebrew decently, and enough French to get around. I'd like to learn German.

More realistically-
Learn to play Tennis- one of the few sports I've never even tried. Growing up my main sports played soccer, lacrosse, and swam and sailed competitively. I've played all general sports (baseball, football (non-competatively), basketball, golf, badminton, ultimate frisbee, etc. somewhere along the way. I have even tried my hand at more exotic sports like crew, curling, water polo, and real polo (2x). For some reason tennis never made its way into my life.
 
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