What could you have accomplished if there was no internet?

[kretzy]

I would finally perfect my legion of evil hamsters and we would probably take over the world using tactics similar to smoke and mirrors.

I cracked up when I read that. You really are mad.

Can I be in on your plan for world domination? please, please, please

 

[superbovine]

I cracked up when I read that. You really are mad.

Can I be in on your plan for world domination? please, please, please

pinky and the brain

 

[mad jew]

Am I Pinky?

Of course you can join max_altitude. What's your evil hamster impression like?

 

[Jaffa Cake]

I met my girlfriend online, so that's one thing I wouldn't have accomplished if there was no internet.

 

[kretzy]

How's this?

 

[Abstract]

I wouldn't masturbate nearly as often, that's for sure.

I don't have much of an imagination.

 

[kretzy]

I wouldn't masturbate nearly as often, that's for sure.

I don't have much of an imagination.

Too much information perhaps? Though we all know this is probably true of most of the male population.

 

[mad jew]

Okay max_altitude, you can be squadron leader. Massively jealous of your 'shopping skills there. Girls go for guys with skills.

 

[kretzy]

Okay max_altitude, you can be squadron leader. Massively jealous of your 'shopping skills there. Girls go for guys with skills.

Yes Sir! Don't be jealous, because they aren't my 'shopping skills, they're my picture googlin' skills. It was the first thing that came up when I typed "evil hamster".

 

[applegirl]

I could've spent more time studying for the LSAT, not waited until the last minute to write my 20 page research paper (which I managed to get an A on but was stressing big-time), been a lot better at Spanish, read more.

I do spend way too much time online.