What did you do for your SO for V-day?

[phungy]

2 Vday cards, "Plum Crazy" Flowers, (2) Pepperidge Farm Oatmeal Raisin Cookies, Sour Patch Kids, Sour Gummi Worms, Ferrero Rocher, A bear (she claims it looks like me in the morning :x ), Runts, Starburst...I know I'm forgetting a few other things but that's pretty much it: bear, flowers, lots of sweets.

 

[phungy]

I gave a girl who I've liked for about 5 months a rose. It was addressed anonymously with my phone number on it, then I asked her out...and she REJECTED me Damn that idea...

Not a bad idea. I did that a few times in high school and got rejected too. Turns out they weren't worth my time anyways. You'll find someone better than her. There's always other fish in the sea

I lured this girl out into a park at night where she would be guarranteed to get cold, just so I could then suggest that she come over to my place afterwards, to warm up

The trick didn't work - she already wanted to come over

You stud, you

 

[Mammoth]

2 Vday cards, "Plum Crazy" Flowers, (2) Pepperidge Farm Oatmeal Raisin Cookies, Sour Patch Kids, Sour Gummi Worms, Ferrero Rocher, A bear (she claims it looks like me in the morning :x ), Runts, Starburst...I know I'm forgetting a few other things but that's pretty much it: bear, flowers, lots of sweets.

Yum. My mom says "Mentos isn't romantic. Chocolate is" (I gave that girl some Mentos too)

 

[aaronlow5000]

I went in for a colonoscopy?

 

[MarkCollette]

You stud, you

Thanks Though, part stud, and part luckly to have met such a nice girl.

I went in for a colonoscopy?

I had one of those a couple months back. It was like a prison rape ass violation, where I could watch it from the inside. Mmm and cute nurses. So, a bit better than prison, I guess

 

[chrisdazzo]

i gave my girlfriend a promise ring (1/2 carat diamond, silver band) and a homemade valentine. she loved it.

 

[zelmo]

My wife and I pretty much buy what we want when we have the money and inclination, so holidays aren't that big a deal.
For instance, this year I'd been looking at a watch and finally decided to buy it. My wife said 'great. Happy Valentine's Day.'
She had her eye on a nice bracelet, which I surprised her with, just to even out the jewelry thing.