Skunk is a rather distinguished and eloquent man-frog. Sometimes he has trouble explaining his name, but his eloquence and intelligence makes him a popular and desirable party guest. His black tuxedo is always steamed and pressed, and completely lint free. He is trained in Ju Jitsu and boxing, and has recently been seen picking up practice hours at a local Jeet Kun Do dojo. He is a KGB-trained sharpshooter who is an expert at rifles and firearms, though he has a perchance for knives and Krav Maga pressure points. He freelances for the CIA and MI6, but his passion is consulting for action movies, particularly those directed by Michael Bay and produced by Jerry Bruckheimer. He is often soft spoken, but never overheard. He has travelled far and wide, but is a person who knows the value of being home. He is a semi-pro breakdancer, but prefers slow tango. He once tackled two Hezbollah operatives on an El Al flight, singlehandedly disarming them, then leaping from the airplane without a parachute, surviving only because he landed atop the unfortunate terrorist combatants after a 2,000 foot fall. He is fully versed in Japanese, Spanish, German, Telugu, Italian, and Cantonese, but he prefers to write his memoirs in Pig Latin.
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