What do you think Steve Jobs would say/do in this situation?

[Boesky]

You're both in a room, and he sees you downloading illegal software for the Mac, and downloading illegal apps for the iPhone, while jailbreaking your friends iPod Touch.

 

[thegoldenmackid]

I don't think he is looking at me. I don't think I'm doing that, especially in front of him.

After we answer this: What does Steve Jobs do when he walks in on you watching porn?

And: What does Steve Jobs do when he walks in on you making threads about him?

 

[Boesky]

He would be pleased, as I am typing this thread on a Mac, in a Safari window, with an iPhone on my lap.

 

[Ice-Cube]

He's probably more concerned with why the hell are you in the same room as him.

 

[kroeks]

I think he walks to the kitchen to see if there's some apple pie.

 

[greygray]

He'll slap you with his tablet.

 

[-aggie-]

He turns to one of his goons and says "Terminate him."

 

[edesignuk]

He asks if you can hook him up with a Demonoid* invite.

*I know it's down at the moment, hopefully it'll be back.

 

[iBlue]

I would fully expect a spanking for being a very naughty girl indeed.

 

[rdowns]

I think he'd ask why you started yet another silly thread.

 

[sysiphus]

Probably call up Legal to take you to court

Honestly, who cares, though? He's a CEO, not a deity.

 

[Xavier]

He asks if you can hook him up with a Demonoid* invite.

*I know it's down at the moment, hopefully it'll be back.

Indeed. Hopefully my account still remains

 

[ucfgrad93]

He would sic the Apple Black Ops division on you.

 

[lewis82]

He would just Killall You.

And you would be dead indeed.

 

[MorphingDragon]

"How did you get in my house!? Wait stop, what are you doing!? Get OFF ME!"

 

[synth3tik]

He wouldn't say a damn thing. I would look at him, and be like "What? You gotz a starring problem or somethin'?"

 

[Watabou]

This Boesky guy sure makes weird threads.

 

[mscriv]

Isn't it obvious. He would call in the heavy hitter and by that I mean he would tell Lars Ulrich that you've been downloading Metallica stuff illegally. Everyone knows that's worse than having a ninja after you.

 

[SXR]

He's probably more concerned with why the hell are you in the same room as him.

haha. exactly. he would think its some sort of setup . someone trying to kidnap him , and take over Apple

 

[kdum8]

This Boesky guy sure makes weird threads.

People like Boesky make MR all the more entertaining for sheer weirdness factor.... there aren't enough of them around...so funny.

 

[RawBert]

He turns to one of his goons and says "Terminate him."

LOL



BTW, synth3tik, love that avatar.

 

[Melrose]

Honestly, I don't think he'd really care. He not stupid enough to think that stopping one person would have any effect on how many millions of people have done or will do the same thing. He's got other, bigger things to worry about.

I would fully expect a spanking for being a very naughty girl indeed.

...this is starting to sound like fun!

This Boesky guy sure makes weird threads.

Waloshin? Hello?

 

[TheSVD]

He'll slap you with his tablet.

lmao!