1. wireless firewire connection (fw800, of course)
2. can drive my car with the scroll wheel
3. hold button functions are cruise control
4. backlight on = headlights on
5. color screen (OLED) on all models
6. thinner (but only slightly)
7. smaller (again, only slightly)
8. can add/remove laser engravings
9. wifi (and safari)
10. headphones that retract into the ipod itself, and then disappear until you hold down the select button
11. never needs to be recharged
12. downloadable games
13. movie-viewing capabilities (i know, jobs won't let it happen)
14. built in speakers
15. automatic ipod-cleansing setting (like an automatic car wash)
16. medicine cabinet
17. superdrive
18. free dual powermac g5
19. ipod version of itunes software (the same thing, preferably)
20. as a feature for the ipod version of itunes (see number 19), i would greatly like the big, white ipod to be able to morph into the mini iPod, and the other way around (this is like the "mini player" in iTunes
21. the ability to show those cool wavelengths that iTunes shows when one plays a song
22. visualizer like in iTunes, with custom animations available
23. plays all formats
24. unprotects protected AAC files
25. high-voltage taser-thing, like the phone in james bond (that, like the 5G ipod, is able to drive cars)