Let's describe some of the nerdy things we either do regularly or have done in the past. I can only think of 2 at the moment, thought there are definitely more. Total geek here. 1. On dating sites, I calculate BMI. Not just look at weight, but actually do the math. 2. I bring my iPad to a local gay bar on the slow nights, hide in a quiet area, and read the news. The ethanol-enhanced news, flavored just the way I like it, with the soundtrack of angry drag queens fighting in the next room and a drunken landlord complaining about "all these young people." This is my happy place. If approached and asked what I am reading, I will give a thorough explanation on the article, rather than a summary. Inversely, I avoid the busy nights because dealing with multiple people is not my idea of fun. Small crowds, please.