What happened to Michael Jackson?

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  1. MacBoobsPro macrumors 603

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    For the first time in ages I have a bit of spare time at work and I was sat thinking about stuff when it hit me... what actually happened to Michael Jackson?

    His doctor said he gave the injection that the police say killed him. So why is the Doctor not in custody? Why has it all gone quiet? Is MJ still alive and the reason the doctor is not locked up is because he didn't actually kill him?

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  3. GoCubsGo macrumors Nehalem

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    It has not gone quiet but it's not big enough news right now to come back to the front page. Oh and he's alive and well.
     
  4. rhett7660 macrumors G4

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    I knew it!!!! :D
     
  5. MacBoobsPro thread starter macrumors 603

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    Think about it. He's had nothing but people hounding him for his entire life, maybe he finally wanted a break and concocted a fake death dealy, you know like Krusty the Clown in his aeroplane. Now his estate gets all the money from the film and the latest album, which filters down to him and he no longer has to worry about the debts he incurred before.

    It's what I'd do. :D

    EDIT: And why has the Doctor not been arrested and continues to practice?
     
  6. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    He's not alive. I'll admit there have been credible MJ sightings but in reality, it's Jermainne dressed to look like Michael. Occam's Razor guys. :rolleyes:
     
  7. MacBoobsPro thread starter macrumors 603

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    Possibly :D
     
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    He obviously needs more practice.
     
  10. Melrose Suspended

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    Really though. It's amazing how fast people move on to the next thing that pops up...
     
  11. steve2112 macrumors 68040

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    Michael Jackson isn't dead, he just went home. Just like Elvis.

    Hey...what's that flashy thing?
     
  12. themoonisdown09 macrumors 601

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    John Denver is with them too.
     
  13. Disc Golfer macrumors 6502a

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    Interstellar sure, but intergalactic? Someone's got their fax mixed up.
     
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  15. MacNut macrumors Core

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    Was he ever well?
     
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    A former basketball player, best noted for his spell with the Sacramento Kings. Do try and keep up...
     
  17. MacNut macrumors Core

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    You know, some alien disguised as a white woman.
     
  18. Gav2k macrumors G3

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    I think he is alive and made a deal with the FBI to go into hiding providing he gave them the location of elvis and the locness monster.
     
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    TITO PUENTE IS STILL ALIVE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;)

    he is my inspiration for playing the timbales!!!:D:D random
     
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    Hey, he's living at my house with Elvis.
     

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