... call applecare IMMEDIATELY (you did get the extended applecare, didn't you?), schedule an appointment at the Genius Bar!! Take the battery out, then put the entire computer open in a bag of rice for 24 hours (48 to be safe). Then make sure you get new RAM sticks, and definitely upgrade the HDD to a 512gb SSD. Install norton immediately. If you don't have the express card slot, get a dremel and make one so you can get an eSata card for Time Machine Migration (just wedge it in there, it'll fit, eventually).