What is Steve doing right now?

[miki66]

browsing iphone section at macrumors.com

 

[shanew21]

masturbating......... its the statistically most likely choice considering hes a man

I would like to believe that people spend a bigger percentage of their day sleeping than masturbating (one would hope right?), so I'm gonna go with sleeping.

 

[CylonGlitch]

don't be silly. you need flash for that.

HE gets flash on his iPad. Just to watch porn.

 

[Nikos]

Masturbating furiously to his retina cinema display.

 

[compg318]

He doesn't use flash for porn on his iPad. He has his own app to control strippers to do whatever he wants in front of him..

 

[nunes013]

don't be silly. you need flash for that.

+1

 

[Krayd2k]

Smoking a big fat blunt

 

[Mr. Chewbacca]

watching the forums on his iPhone 4

That is so wrong! Funny but wrong

 

[The510Kid]

I would like to believe that people spend a bigger percentage of their day sleeping than masturbating (one would hope right?), so I'm gonna go with sleeping.

My private research (no pun intended) suggests otherwise

 

[iLoveMyApple]

He's laughing at us.

 

[AbSoluTc]

Steve doesn't have to masturbate.

All he has to do is be in the vicinity of an Apple product and he spooges. It's like the natural thing for him to do. Why do you think he's so skinny now? All that juicing has drained him.

Hopefully he has learned some self control.

 

[makefunnyfaces]

Professing his love to Steve Woz.

 

[shanew21]

My private research (no pun intended) suggests otherwise

hahaha private research

 

[LizKat]

Removing his email account from all his iDevices.

Yep, that. And since he's on the left coast, he's not sleeping yet, he's probably having sushi.

But the post suggesting that he's having tea and scones with the Verizon CEO really made me laugh!

 

[dmx]

I think there is a pretty good chance that Steve has an account and posts occasionally on these forums. He seems like the type of guy that would want to get involved... obviously without revealing his identity.

 

[davidpace]

I bet Steve told the Apple website to keep the site down throughout the night...just so we have to suffer even more haha

 

[mbsaeger]

Well, right now Steve is on a FaceTime call with Johnny Ive. They are talking about how putting up the "We'll be back soon" page is causing all of us to go nuts.

 

[edtorious]

Steve doesn't have to masturbate.

All he has to do is be in the vicinity of an Apple product and he spooges. It's like the natural thing for him to do. Why do you think he's so skinny now? All that juicing has drained him.

Hopefully he has learned some self control.

but, but, recently on D8 event, Steve Jobs non-sequitur response: “My sex life is pretty good”

 

[dhjapple89]

Hitting F5

Actually it would be Cmd + R...I would guess he uses a Mac...but that's just me!

 

[AbSoluTc]

but, but, recently on D8 event, Steve Jobs non-sequitur response: “My sex life is pretty good”

Mine would be too if I jizzed in my pants every time I was around an Apple product.

 

[splashnader]

Explaining to Ive that it was really his idea to remove all white iphone 4 shipments detsined for ATT stores.

Ive laughs.

 

[The510Kid]

Mine would be too if I jizzed in my pants every time I was around an Apple product.

u dont?....... only me then?

 

[alexbates]

He is logged into his Bank of America account preparing to watch the tsunami os cash flow in...

 

[AbSoluTc]

u dont?....... only me then?

No. Probably just you and Steve. I wouldn't get to close to another fellow compulsive jizzer. It might have unforeseen consequences for both of you.

 

[mloffa]

I think there is a pretty good chance that Steve has an account and posts occasionally on these forums. He seems like the type of guy that would want to get involved... obviously without revealing his identity.

It's you, isn't it!