What's my name?
Or
Hi Siri, nice to meet you.
but probably
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
So... What are you wearing?
Is a white iPhone too girlish for a guy to use?
I'm gonna ask siri to remind me to stop visiting this site until all the useless threads stop