An Amstrad PCW 8256 personal computer and word processor running the CP/M 3 operating system, with 256KB RAM and a 3" (not 3.5") floppy drive, and a Zilog Z80 processor. Sorry, don't know the MHz (was it even in MHz or was it stuck in Hertz??

)
Same here — although the first computer I
owned was 1.33GHz (

) this was the first family computer. It had a paint program, and I became surprisingly adept at drawing in the 3" green square with the cursor keys.

The thing I really wanted though was an Amiga with Deluxe Paint II, as obviously you could draw that amazing Egyptian head in it.
The Amstrad had an great 3D(ish) Batman game for it, but most of the games were along the lines of horse racing, which looked something like this:
-&-/
/ \
and as it moved across the screen it changed to this:
-&-/
\ /
and so it was running! In all it's green and black screened glory. Ah, those were the days.
Another amusing sideline was a wine bottle label program (our gaming entertainment was somewhat influenced by what my dad had on the discs) and typing in things like "Old Mr. Bum's Wee Juice" and seeing it come up on the screen as a wine bottle label.
Lau: Teeheehee!
Lau's brother: Shall we choose leaves or little wine glasses round the edge?
Lau: Ooh, leaves.
Lau's brother: <presses enter>
Lau & Lau's brother: Teeheeheehee!
