Sadly, Pi Day is about to end here on the west coast.
Here's a wonderful contribution by
Mark Siddall of the American Museum of Natural History, which was
posted on Facebook by the Center Theatre Group.
Happy π(rates of Penzance) Day!
I am the very model of a non-repeating decimal,
I've information volumetric, tubular, and spherical,
I know the ancient Greeks and I know others quite historical
From Ptolomy to Fibonacc, in order categorical
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and irrational,
About Pythagorean theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' sense,
With many cheerful facts about the half of a circumference.
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
You can do most anything with me and just a radius
In short, from matters circular to Riemann zeta functional
I am the very model of a non-repeating decimal,
I have a mythic history, Archmedes and some Indians;
I answer hard equations, I've a pretty taste for radians,
I quote in elegiacs all my digits oh so numerous,
In conics I can floor peculiarities voluminous;
I can tell undoubted ovals both from ampersands and hippopedes,
I know the spindle torus and the sis-Cissoid of Diocles!
Then I can find the surface area of a saddle or a hull facet,
And recite all the nums from my infernal series infinite.
Then I can calculate the shape of any cruve thats cruxiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Catenaries uniform:
In short, from matters circular to Riemann zeta functional
I am the very model of a non-repeating decimal.
I think Dr. Siddall wins Pi Day this year.
Cross reference:
One song, many spoofs