Water = Smart Water
Alternative Water = Vitamin water / Focus & Revive
Red Wine = Merlot
Alcoholic mixers = Patrone Margaritas
Soda = Big Red (but no soda is drank these days unless it is diet)
Really soda = Diet Cherry Pepsi
Coffee = Double shot espressos with milk if I can't get my hands on Peet's Coffee
I just bought a bottle for the first time today and had to try it. It's overpriced bottled water that tastes just like all the other bottled water. The name "smart" comes from the fact that whoever thought to bottle the same crap everyone else is selling, slap a label with a cool, trendy name on it and charge twice as much is a freaking genius. I'll stick with the sub-$1.00 bottles of water, or better yet, stick to the good ol free tap.
As far as my favorite beverage goes....cherry vanilla dr. pepper > *