what makes you exceptional?

[Cfg5]

Here's what makes me exceptional.

I graduated MIT with straight A's.
I work for Apple and make a million dollars a year.
I'm a master pianist, guitarist, and bassist.
I model for Calvin Klein
My wife is a supermodel
This thread is stupid

And I don't know how being able to drive 15 hours and still be in the same state makes someone "exceptional"

There's already a thread like this too

 

[Abstract]

*drops his trousers*


The ladies call me Diggler.

(please don't look at my sig)

 

[mcarnes]

I can urinate about 8 feet out if I get the angle just right.

 

[Deepdale]

I can urinate about 8 feet out if I get the angle just right.

Man, you are a pisser! That sounds like a real hose job, but you also never know when there might be a small trashcan fire that needs to be extinguished.

 

[Lyle]

two stories about my name and how common it is...

Well, you are the only Jane Lee that I know.

 

[angelneo]

Well, my surname (last name) is Neo, so I am the one....

 

[Jaffa Cake]

I couldn't possibly pin it down to just one or two things...

 

[iSaint]

excepti... except... ex....

What was the question again?

 

[Mord]

i rule.

plus for bonus points i have no toe nail on one of my toes it's been like that from birth.

 

[eva01]

I draw blood like no other

and

i am the sickest person on this site ><!

 

[katie ta achoo]

I draw blood like no other

Oof, come work for the Gulf Coast Regional Blood bank! I swear, that person TRIED to kill me.

Nearly ripped the needle PERPENDICULARLY UP through my vein when she was taking it out.

Oww, oww oww oww...

 

[freeny]

I am the worlds best dad and have the tee-shirt to prove it!

 

[eva01]

Oof, come work for the Gulf Coast Regional Blood bank! I swear, that person TRIED to kill me.

Nearly ripped the needle PERPENDICULARLY UP through my vein when she was taking it out.

Oww, oww oww oww...

then come up to MA and i will draw your blood

 

[greatdevourer]

...uh.... did I (and the associated press) miss something?

You see?

I'm an Irish minor living in the UK who drinks like a fish while playing guitar, piano, tuba and organ amidst other metalheads/goths

 

[Artful Dodger]

I can draw very well...when I want and that makes my art professor/family/friends mad as hell when I don't try to draw more like I should. So procrastination/raising others blood pressure is up there as well.

I do listen very well and can give a great massage

 

[2nyRiggz]

if we are going by last name then im the warrior.
My films are great....i will be the biggest film maker since Stan Kubrick.
i will make a trilogy and have all the MR members star in it...hope u guys can act.

Bless

 

[m-dogg]

You see?

I'm an Irish minor living in the UK who drinks like a fish while playing guitar, piano, tuba and organ amidst other metalheads/goths

I can honestly say that I have NEVER seen a tuba-playing metalhead before.

Rock on!

 

[jlewis2k1]

i have excellence in guest services.