What should I call my massage business?

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  1. ss957916 macrumors 6502a

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    I'm trying to think of a great name that throws up visions of relaxation, divine massage, pampering etc.

    There's one near us called The Blue Room which I love.

    My best idea is Youtopian Massage - but it's actually a crap idea! Any help appreciated!
     
  2. Dagless macrumors Core

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    I'm not touching this one with a 60 foot bargepole (which is what you'd get visiting the "The Blue Room").
     
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  4. tabasco70 macrumors 6502

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    I can't think of any on the spot, but you should leave the word 'massage' out.
    I don't know, whenever a store/restaurant's name has the title of its service in its name, like "Somebody's Diner" or "Something Shoe Store" or "Something Hair Salon" it sounds cheap.

    Are you theming your business? Oriental, European, 'local' etc. If so, then you will probably be able to find a good name.

    Sorry I didn't recommend any names.
    Hope your business goes well! :)
     
  5. spillproof macrumors 68020

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    What do you do? Just massages or full spa teatments?
     
  6. SteveG4Cube macrumors 6502

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    Beat me to it. ;)
     
  7. Heilage macrumors 68030

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    And we have a winner.
     
  8. MacRy macrumors 68040

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    Yeah damn and I only clicked on the link so I could post that one too! :rolleyes:

    I guess if you want something a bit less obvious then go for 'Disney Massages'......because you are guaranteed a happy ending every time. I can't see that name being problematic in any way whatsoever ;)
     
  9. yg17 macrumors G5

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    And the slogan can be "Where the customer always comes first"
     
  10. MattG macrumors 68040

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    I only looked at this thread to see if someone posted this...I love MacRumors :)
     
  11. ravenvii macrumors 604

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    I wanted to post this!

    Too!
     
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  13. ethical macrumors 68000

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    hahaha, i almost fell off my chair!

    But yeah, I agree... dont include the word massage in your title.
     
  14. dopey220 macrumors 6502

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    This was my first thought as well.
     
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  16. ThirteenXIII macrumors 6502a

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    Divine Touch of /Insert City Name/ (gets out the location and is clear and simple)

    Tranquil , or Tranquil Touch of /Insert City/

    Eon

    Divine..

    keep it simple and dont use massage or anything like that in the title or anything that might turn people away.. "touched by an angel" or something equally uncomfortable
     
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  18. petermcphee macrumors 6502a

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    Best idea ever.
     
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