I named my G5 Zaphod Beebelbrox (2heads...) but thats from the hitchhikersguide... a friend has an iBook wich has problems all the time (don't know what he did to it...) I promptly renamed it to Marvin... the depressed robot...
since its not a guy but some engineering... call it R2D2 or 3CPO ;-)
I'm thinking of renaming my iPods to Podracer 1 & 2...