Funny - he was on Sky News yesterday, walking out of his club... on the mobile phone... with something thrust down the front of his trousers.
On CLOSER inspection, it was revealed to be a photograph of HIMSELF... (perhaps there in case he was confronted by a fan, and didn't want to be caught short?!?)
What a bizarre chap!
As for Gazza, he probably looked at George Best's funeral - and thought: "Hey - what the hell! The World LOVES a drunk!!" - so, he promptly fell off the wagon.
What a MUPPET.