What the next Mac Pro will likely look like...

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  1. calaverasgrande macrumors 65816

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    It has long been known that Apple (Ive) have a love affair with Dieter Rams' work at Braun. If you are not familiar check out the wiki entry on Dieter Rams, or this article from a few years ago.
    I was helping a friend move their art studio yesterday and came across one of these nifty Braun personal fans.
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    Looks like a design ripe for Ive-ification.
     
  2. JimGoshorn macrumors 6502

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    Looks like the tube on it's side with the addition of a gatling gun to shoot users who get frustrated with Apple's vision of the future. It was Ive's idea to provide a fanning mechanism that would serve a dual purpose in an elegant fashion :D
     
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    I don't know how Apple is going to do more slim Jim the Mac Pro anymore from current model.
    They might have to use sushi roller to make it more slim.
     
  4. JimGoshorn macrumors 6502

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    That would mean they would have to build a new fabrication plant in Japan for that purpose. It might expand the Japanese market though as they would be increasing Japan's employment numbers.
     
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    Mac Pro anime for advertisement.
     
  6. Pending macrumors regular

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    Ladies and Gentlemen....the new MacPro has finally arrived...

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  7. JimGoshorn macrumors 6502

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    So while it's encoding your video, it's also making a latte with a little apple on top
     
  8. Pending macrumors regular

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    I'll just sort that app :)
     
  9. beaker7 macrumors 6502a

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    It'd be a great way to make it even less practical than it is now.
     
  10. Pending macrumors regular

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    Thats the new processor upgrade module right there.
     
  11. flyinmac macrumors 68030

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    image.png Here's the new Big Mac Pro

    Disposability in all its glory
     
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  14. calaverasgrande thread starter macrumors 65816

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    I dont think yu guys are taking it seriosly.
    Here are the various color SKUs.
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    Space Gray?
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  16. calaverasgrande thread starter macrumors 65816

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    yeah but those versions dont come in different colors.
    Color choice to reflect the buyers personality is very important!
    I've seen broccoli mac and hamburger mac, but never rose gold mac. (truffle oil doesnt count)
     
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    not mac n cheese?
     
  18. JimGoshorn macrumors 6502

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    Oh, please. How could you ever forget their signature Rose Gold?
     
  19. kennyisalive macrumors regular

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    I really hope they consider a rack design like this... plain and simple

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    Amazing performance on that A9 cluster farm ^
     
  21. flyinmac macrumors 68030

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    The only thing we know for sure, is that the next new Mac Pro will suck.

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  22. Pending macrumors regular

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    I'm more an optimist about the new mac pro, i'm not going to pre judge it and say it sucks.
    In fact probably best to just enjoy the ride...
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