then i take a tampon from the dispensor and rub it on my nipples, then clean myself up with it. very perverted.
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What weird things you have done
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Other weirdnesses:
- Ate live maggots. (Note to self: Always, always look in the box of stale raisins before eating!)
- Flew over part of Tennessee in a Bell Jet Ranger helicopter with the door removed and my legs hanging out. (Lethal probably knows what I'm referring to...)
- Ran teleprompter for a DNC nominee for POTUS at campaign events. At one location -- a "historically black" Baptist church -- as the protection detail brought in the dog beforehand to sniff out the location, it took a dump on the carpet at the pulpit podium (albeit in a highly-trained, professional manner). I couldn't help but laugh at the agents in their suits as they tried to clean it up with paper towels and spray cleaner...
- Ate live maggots. (Note to self: Always, always look in the box of stale raisins before eating!)
- Flew over part of Tennessee in a Bell Jet Ranger helicopter with the door removed and my legs hanging out. (Lethal probably knows what I'm referring to...)
- Ran teleprompter for a DNC nominee for POTUS at campaign events. At one location -- a "historically black" Baptist church -- as the protection detail brought in the dog beforehand to sniff out the location, it took a dump on the carpet at the pulpit podium (albeit in a highly-trained, professional manner). I couldn't help but laugh at the agents in their suits as they tried to clean it up with paper towels and spray cleaner...
Well, not so much weird, just stupid. Absolutely Stupid!
I just noticed that my neighbor got a brand new personalized, colorful license plate for his car (which was parked on the street), so out of curiosity I decided to go figure out what it said. About 2/3 the way across the street I realized my neighbor was still in his car, and I'm sure he saw me! I spun right around and went into my house.
I'm so embarrassed! 😱
I just noticed that my neighbor got a brand new personalized, colorful license plate for his car (which was parked on the street), so out of curiosity I decided to go figure out what it said. About 2/3 the way across the street I realized my neighbor was still in his car, and I'm sure he saw me! I spun right around and went into my house.
I'm so embarrassed! 😱
I went to a house party a few years ago and snorted Vodka, then I found a tin of Kitty-Kat food chunks in the food cupboard, placed a few on a place and put small wooden tooth-picks into them, then walked around and handed them out as snacks...
Maybe more cruel than weird?
😛