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I will open the box, set up the phone, admire the build quality, and then use it for the day. After a couple days if I haven't sold my 5S or I decide I can live without the 6 I will return it and stick with my 5S and save myself $400.
 
I'm taking the Lexus down to the seediest part of Guadalupe, sticking my head out the window, and screaming:

"Look at me y'all! I got an iPhone 6!!! I'm better than you!!!"

For funeral directions, please contact my estate.

Thanks!
 
i will carefully unwrap the plastic off it then with the 5.5inch screen ill rub it on my left nipple then maybe my right nipple
 
Parade it around the office and flaunt it to all my co-workers, make the women swoon, and the men jealous.

Then do the same thing I do with my current phone. Read sci-fi and watch cartoons. Only BIGGER!!!
 
1. Walk out of the Apple Store stifling my Grade 2 eight year old school boy on a Christmas day smile.

2. Get in my car and put the Apple Store bag on my front seat, letting my smile (mentioned above) spill out.

3. Scream like a little girl going to Disney World for the first time.

4. Drive back to work.

5. Get to my desk, open it up ever so slowly, like I'm performing a whipple surgery (lingo courtesy of watching Grey's Anatomy with my wife).

6. Restore from iCloud backup.

7. Turn it over in my hand a few times.

8. Wonder why my 2 year old twins don't have Do Not Disturb toggle switches.

9. Play with a few random features and pretend like my life has just changed forever.

10. Put it in and out of my pocket a few times to see how it feels.

11. Try holding it one handed to see the balance and convince myself its fine even if it's not.

12. Throw my iPad Air off the roof now that I have an iPhone 6 Plus.
 
Look at it for 2 minutes, then come here and post a bunch of threads bitching and moaning about how there are nicks, dents, scratches, it's laggy, the battery life stinks, screen is popping up, etc.

You know, the usual stuff that happens here. Do I need to tell you what you people do? ;)
 
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