What would make this keynote WAY better.... 2pac style. if only.

[sat165]

Steve came out as a hologram like 2pac did and did his old speech from the original iphone keynote. the crowd would go WILD. women would be taking their tops off and throwing them at the stage.

then he drank a 40, rolled a j and rapped bout his dead homies and that would knock me off my chair at work

 

[TheUnforgiven]

Clearly, iDrunk.

 

[Menel]

ew wtf

 

[nnacrumors]

Not sure what ghetto rappers have anything to do with Apple product announcements

 

[yanki01]

Steve came out as a hologram like 2pac did and did his old speech from the original iphone keynote. the crowd would go WILD. women would be taking their tops off and throwing them at the stage.

then he drank a 40, rolled a j and rapped bout his dead homies and that would knock me off my chair at work

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heck yes. brings me back to my middle school/high school days of listening to his music. RAP is not the same.

 

[bueller1]

Lol. I'd much rather biggie and steve

 

[MonkeySee....]

Not sure what ghetto rappers have anything to do with Apple product announcements

Probably the Dre/Tupac connection?

Hi, I'm Captain Obvious and I'm here all week

 

[nnacrumors]

Probably the Dre/Tupac connection?

Hi, I'm Captain Obvious and I'm here all week

Still makes zero sense for an Apple product announcement, but nice try.

 

[ucfgrad93]

Clearly, iDrunk.

Agreed. Sorry, OP, but that sounds awful.

 

[yanki01]

Still makes zero sense for an Apple product announcement, but nice try.

mr. serious.

 

[bueller1]

Still makes zero sense for an Apple product announcement, but nice try.

Settle down

 

[sat165]

Still makes zero sense for an Apple product announcement, but nice try.

calm down fella - the point was not about the rapper whatsoever - it was about the fact that i want steve back as a hologram.

 

[sulpfiction]

Lol..I had a crazy, CRAZY dream that SJ's death was faked so he could 100% spend all his time concentrating on the iWatch. I somehow knew it was coming in the dream; but Tim Cook was talking about a new product and was standing in front of a huge curtain. The curtain came up and Steve was standing there with the watch on a silver platter. He was laughing and pumping his fist in the air. People in the crowd starting going crazy and fainting. It was really weird. Then I woke up...and was so disappointed. How crazy would that be if It really happened??

 

[solo118]

calm down fella - the point was not about the rapper whatsoever - it was about the fact that i want steve back as a hologram.

I think it would be great if Steve popped in