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Lots and lots of condoms. Safe sex is important, even with Martian chicks.

Oh, erm.

I would bring pills instead, assuming you know the person.
And probably a towel (what if the girl is only wearing a towel? does that count as 1 or 2?)
 
I have always loved those "What would you bring to an abandoned island?" scenarios, so I thought that it would be cool to have one. I changed it to Mars to make it cooler. :p

Due to the ever increasing technology, scientists have now developed a way for life on Mars. You have been selected for a 50 year expedition on mars. There is only space for 3 things (or people/pets), due to the size of your space craft. What would you bring?

P.S. Things that need to be charged (i.e. computers, iPods, etc.) come with a cable without taking up that extra space in your ship.

1) I'd bring one of these cool masks:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_k-Jp3_TKRlA/SaaPK8zPUnI/AAAAAAAACro/Ic_YMZdfFwo/s400/total_recall.jpg

2) I'd bring a cool watch that makes holograms of myself.

3) I'd "give the people AAIIIYUH!"
 
I would bring a camera to take pictures and enough gasoline to go back. When I get back I would sell the picture to the NASA and become millionaire. End of story.
 
A cell phone tower (to make sure my cell phone and Kindle still work)
Cell Phone
Kindle
Nintendo DS with Sudoku

Some cockroaches. I read somewhere that scientists claim those are the only creatures on earth that could survive any length of time on Mars and I'm curious to know if they are right.

A can of roach spray in case they are right.
 
Didn't you know iBlue? The further down from the north pole you go the lower the gravitational constant goes. By the time you hit the South America it's somewhere in the range of 3m/s^2(I have no idea how to do superscript on a mac!).

Trampoline would be intense though, the gravity iirc is something like 38% of earth gravity, mad high jumps plz.
Gravity only varies ± 0.04 m/s^2 at the most around the world.

I'd bring food. A lot of it. And a water pistol. I know, it would freeze, but it would be cool to see.
 
Gravity only varies ± 0.04 m/s^2 at the most around the world.

I'd bring food. A lot of it. And a water pistol. I know, it would freeze, but it would be cool to see.

That was my joking since a post before it thought that gravity in the southern states is lower than on Mars. Sarcasm doesn't translate well on forums.

I have also decided I would bring my PC with me, imagine the overclocks!
 
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