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As the thread title suggests, what would you do if you found out that Steve Jobs is a MR member?
 
Steve Jobs is already a member of MacRumors.

He's often found posting pictures of lolcats and fail pictures in the picture gallery forum, and also posts facepalm.jpgs whenever the topic of glossy vs. matte comes up, as it does from time to time. These facepalm.jpgs are a constant source of irritation for the moderators as they're usually way over-sized, needing resizing and reminder notes.

Personally, I have a suspicion that he also haunts Blu-Ray threads using a number of sock puppet accounts to tell everyone why Blu-Ray is a waste of time.

Keep an eye out for him.
 
Probably join in with other forum members and complain needlessly and excessively over minute until he left.

:D Now how about the Tablet and a little sneak peeps?

Steve Jobs is already a member of MacRumors.

He's often found posting pictures of lolcats and fail pictures in the picture gallery forum, and also posts facepalm.jpgs whenever the topic of glossy vs. matte comes up, as it does from time to time. These facepalm.jpgs are a constant source of irritation for the moderators as they're usually way over-sized, needing resizing and reminder notes.
Personally, I have a suspicion that he also haunts Blu-Ray threads using a number of sock puppet accounts to tell everyone why Blu-Ray is a waste of time.

Keep an eye out for him.

See bold. I know that, that's why I posted my thread in the picture gallery column that they should use TIMG tags. ;) Blu-Ray threads.. ah the irony of Jobs.. :D
 
I would be quite amused, and as another poster said, look through all his posts. I'd also probably argue with him pointlessly, even if he's right :D
 
I'd berate him the same way I do the rest of you scumbags. Then I'd ask him why he doesn't give me the option for other hardware. Then I'd ask him why the **** I had to scroll for two minutes on one of his facepalm.jpg posts in the matte vs. glossy thread I was reading.
 
Steve Jobs is already a member of MacRumors.

He's often found posting pictures of lolcats and fail pictures in the picture gallery forum, and also posts facepalm.jpgs whenever the topic of glossy vs. matte comes up, as it does from time to time. These facepalm.jpgs are a constant source of irritation for the moderators as they're usually way over-sized, needing resizing and reminder notes.

Personally, I have a suspicion that he also haunts Blu-Ray threads using a number of sock puppet accounts to tell everyone why Blu-Ray is a waste of time.

Keep an eye out for him.

Is this for realsies?

I would probably do nothing.
 
Thinking about it, I reckon he was a member but he got banned for trying to pass off his opinions as facts and making utterly ridiculous predictions which were usually the total opposite of what actually happened...
 
I feel like it wouldn't be a big deal really.
I mean it's just a forum. There are lots of ideas and suggestions floating around here that he could benefit from.
 
Nothing. I have no doubt in my mind that he comes on these forums to get feedback and just see what people are saying. No doubt at all.
 
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