One time Chuck Norris was snorkling along the great barrior reef when out of no where a sting ray jabbed him in the chest. Chuck pulled it out of the water onto his boat, pulled out the stinger and stuck it back up the sting rays a*s. He round house kicked it back into the water saying, "B*tch, no one stings Chuck Norris". The sting ray landed in lake Superior. Chuck then used clippings from his beard to stitch his wound shut.