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My friend Todds joke about Chuck Norris and Steve Irwin is in my apple V

Todd said:
One time Chuck Norris was snorkling along the great barrior reef when out of no where a sting ray jabbed him in the chest. Chuck pulled it out of the water onto his boat, pulled out the stinger and stuck it back up the sting rays a*s. He round house kicked it back into the water saying, "B*tch, no one stings Chuck Norris". The sting ray landed in lake Superior. Chuck then used clippings from his beard to stitch his wound shut.

I thought it was pretty funny
 
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