I was playing poker in this dive bar one night with my girl friend, who had the not so attractive penchant for getting extremely jealous when other woman gave me too much attention, when guess who comes in? Thats right, this other woman whom I had a one nighter with once upon a time. Well, long story short, the one night stand girl comes over and starts to grabbing my leg under the poker table and before I can explain to her why thats really not a good idea... SHA-BAM! The girlfriend punches her right in the side of the face. Awesome.
So then they really get at it like hard core pros and some guys try to break it up (not me, my girl was fighting like a champ, so I just stayed at the table. Besides, rule #1 of poker, never leave your chips unattended). So my girl friend punches one of the guys right in the mouth! POW! It was a thing of beauty. So after they get pulled apart they keep mouthing off to each other and... you guessed it... right back at it again. Did I mention alcohol was involved? So anyway, alcohol was spilled, a lip was bloodied, a shirt was torn, and a good time was had by all. By the way, has anyone ever noticed that when women fight it seems a bit more vicious than when men fight?
Ahhh yes... best girl friend I ever had. Sure do miss her. Think I'll call her up... 😎