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If you are joking: LMAO
If you are serious: Lame
Feh, you nerds don't know what you're missing out on
my ex used to always F with my phone and do all those cute insecure things like check pics/txt. Got to the point I was so sick of her and a few other girls messing with my phone I threw up the password lock. Now I'm just used to password and leave it on just in case I lose it or something.
Pictures is always number 1, because they instinctively feel that that's where they'll find something immediately interesting or incrimminating(pr0n), LOL.
Thank goodness for Picture Safe.
Heh, if they go straight to my Photos, they'd just see "No Pictures". No incriminating information for them!
But if they go into iPod, then video... oooooops.
My girlfriend ALWAYS plays BubbleWrap. Her score her second time beat mine by about 50.
She also always cruises the sms.
She also always cruises the sms.
I know there has to be a girl out there running the 8.x branch of FreeBSD with Fluxbox complete with Ghost in the Shell wallpaper just for me. I'll dump my girlfriend (she uses Linux and OS X
) the second I find her. 
Feh, you nerds don't know what you're missing out on
Yeah. These guys are the nerds...
If I want to pull a girl I'll go and dance with her and buy her a drink. I don't need to use an attractive shiny gadget to do it.
I'm attractive and shiny enough.
I'm sure most of the community favours my tactic as well.
~Dray
I'm going to have to drop Tres' troll score down to a 4/10. You had people going before, but now your tactics are too obvious. You can't enrage people if they know you're being facetious.
There I fixed that for you.
You guys just don't know the art, the art of the PUA.
Being sleezy is an art?
I found a PUA mindset website and there is a paragraph the author puts all over the place: "The whole point of the game, besides some cheap thrills in the sack, is to find the quality girl you deserve instead of having to settle like most guys do."
LOL @ finding that "quality girl" by sleeping with any skank that will talk to you in bars.
I'll pass, thanks.
Haha, sorry little man, but no.
The way to get the quality women is to use your iPhone as part of your game, but then I guess that's hard to understand for your virgins out there.
The iPhone subconsciously signals to women "here is a man who enjoys a quality end user experience". This is the sign of an alpha male, a born leader. A man who enjoys the finer things in life and - since he has all that music on him at all times - is fun to party with.
Maybe one day you too can understand the philosophy of the iPhone.
Any respectable guy who is lookin for any respectable girl over the age of 21 doesn't pull out his phone in order to attract a girl. Every girl would just laugh at you. I've seen people do it and it's hilarious.
Ok Tres, I'm bumping your score back up to 6/10.
I surprised at the number of bites you got, but your funny trolling seems to have fooled many of the fine people here at MacRumours. Well played.
I surprised at the number of bites you got, but your funny trolling seems to have fooled many of the fine people here at MacRumours. Well played.
There I fixed that for you.
You guys just don't know the art, the art of the PUA.
You're the best poster in this thread. (i would recognize that emot anywhere)
Yeah, girls usually just go to either Tap Tap or into iPod to look at my music.
A lot of the hot girls in my school don't care for the iPhone but they do care to see my Blackberry.
I can see that texting is a lot more important to them, seeing as most of them have an iPod Touch-so there's no difference with the iPhone to them.
I can see that texting is a lot more important to them, seeing as most of them have an iPod Touch-so there's no difference with the iPhone to them.
Haha, sorry little man, but no.
The way to get the quality women is to use your iPhone as part of your game, but then I guess that's hard to understand for your virgins out there.
The iPhone subconsciously signals to women "here is a man who enjoys a quality end user experience". This is the sign of an alpha male, a born leader. A man who enjoys the finer things in life and - since he has all that music on him at all times - is fun to party with.
Maybe one day you too can understand the philosophy of the iPhone.
This is ridiculous. iPhone owners are far from leaders, they're sheep follow their idol Steve Jobs. There is nothing about 13+ million iPhones sold that says "I'm a leader." Gimme a break. btw, I'm a pimp and this ain't no iPhone in my pocket.
It's all about the attitude, that combined with the iPhone is an unstoppable force in my pants. I should have known you nerds wouldn't understand.
