I mean, really really stupid. Forgetting to call you mum is not stupid. It isn't very thoughtful, but it's not pure stupidity. This has to be a clearly idiotic act, where you must be embarrassed, or physically hurt yourself. Um.......I'll start just to get the ball rolling. Let me think of one first..........(hmmmm, maybe inappropriate, but I need to set an example, I guess)...........OK, last month, I was going to do the dirty dance with my girlfriend in bed. (This was after my "problem" was solved from mango juice) Lights in my room were a bit dim (Christmas lights in my room keep the place looking rather comfy), and I got a condom while in bed, ripped the packet open, and the condom fell out. Problem: I couldn't find it. Anyway, I kept doing whatever in order to kill some time while my hand was searching my bed to try and find the bloody thing. After around 10 minutes of nervous "fooling around," I just started laughing and admitted to her that around 10 minutes ago, it had dropped onto the bed somewhere and I couldn't find it. Hell, we searched for it together, and neither of us could find it. Next morning, I found it and felt so incredibly embarrassed. Anyone else?