Ducking isn't a real word now?
Oh, yes,
I was ducking under cover just as you were posting that. I do my best to stay away from both haters and ignorant folks.
"Not a real word", indeed!
I'm just hoping that we don't hear that a "dictionary" is just a historical artifact, and not useful for any purpose.
It's a large book, so I could probably use it as a cover - you know, ducking under it!
And, wouldn't that be ironic (which also may not be a real word

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But no one ever uses ducking.
I just saw this sentence in my thesaurus (remember those?) which might be relevant
"it's ironic that a former illiterate is now a successful writer"
Perhaps the OP will become a successful writer, too!
You could write about "ducking stools", while ducking as a result of all the slinging from this thread, eh?
The only "real" words must be those that you use everyday. All the others are purely imaginary.