A few months in, and a full dot software update later, the killer Apple Watch app remains notifications/SMS. OK, fine. Is that it? Really? Where's Blackjack? Hangman? Even tic tac toe? Pong? A freakin coin toss app? How about an RSS headline ticker complication? Still no Facebook. How come I can't summon a waiter with a tap at a restaurant? Open my garage door? Dim the lights? Send a vibration signal to a friend so they know it's time to leave the crappy party we're at? Come on developers! Think outside the rectangle!