Where Do Sith Lords Shop?


macrumors 68020
Original poster
Feb 20, 2004
I've been asked to be a judge for a promotion industry awards event this year. One of my assigned categories is event marketing. So I'm going through the write-ups and photos and come to this and thought it was worth sharing...

Where does the evil Sith Lord Vader shop?


macrumors 6502a
Aug 2, 2005
On an island in Maine
Another deleted scene from Return of the Jedi:
Emporer: "Prepare to witness the true power of this armed and fully operational space station!"
Vader: "Um, boss."
Emporer: "What is it now Ani? Can't you see I'm gloating!"
Vader: "Well, remember those lasers that we ordered from Walmart?"
Emporer: "Ahhh yes! Quite a bargain if I remember. $4.88 each, right. No place better to shop. I must remember to commend them."
Vader: "Well, um. They're on back order. Apparently the Ewok slave labor has been staging a rebellion on the Endor moon and..."
Emporer: " WHAT?! That's it, we're getting our parts from Lowe's next time."
Vader: "Um, it's the same company."
Emporer: "Huh? Sam's Club?"
Vader: "Yup."
Emporer: "What, are there any stores that we shop at not owned by Walmart?"
Vader: "No, they appear to be forming some type of evil corporate empire."
Emporer: "They will see the true power of the dark side of the force!"


macrumors G4
Aug 2, 2004
Vader on pot:

"Dude, I'm your dad!"

"Soon you will feel the POWER of the Dark... Ah, **** it. Pass me that brownie."

"Yoda, man, I can't understand a ****ing word you're saying."

"My Saber needs a Light."