Where do you focus your eyes when...

[ozzyman500]

Where do you focus your eyes when...

1) The lady cutting your hair is in front of you and your eyes are at a great level?

2) You see someone you know and want to avoid in a public place?

3) You are at a restaurant by yourself?

1) Usually I close my eyes. I don't like it falling in my eyes anyway.

2) Freak out for a minute and then leave.

3) Don't go to restaurants by myself.

 

[Mousse]

Where do you focus your eyes when...

1) The lady cutting your hair is in front of you and your eyes are at a great level?

Straight ahead. I doesn't matter anyhow, since I can't see thing without my glasses and I have to take them off for a hair cut.

2) You see someone you know and want to avoid in a public place?

I'd look straight at the SOB as if he was something I need to scrape off my shoe and sneer. I don't avoid people, people avoid me.

3) You are at a restaurant by yourself?

Never been in that situation before.

 

[iJohnHenry]

By the same token, I will only go to a woman dentist because I expect pain from women.

Pain? Pain!!

Try getting an ultra-sound of your liver, for 30 minutes, with some 20-something with excellent cleavage hovering over you.

Now that was focus. (No, Mr. Mojo was respectful of the profession.)