Where to keep iPhone on person for minimum health risks from radiation?

[indyzzzz]

Strap it to your head like this guy. Remember it's an iPhone, not just any phone. This will ensure safety and minimize any health risks to your iPhone

 

[JAT]

Anything outside the normal temp, especially in the groin area, is harmful and will result in health problems.

Like...sex, for instance?

 

[AustinIllini]

Like...sex, for instance?

HIV sucks.

But seriously, the trick is you probably do 20 things that are more likely to cause cancer than cell phone usage.