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you know, the mandatory white background video where he says stuff like "The iPhone 8 is quite literally joy in your hand. We have never designed a product so sleek, attractive, etc, etc, etc." I miss those.

Now they just show pictures and put some techno music. Getting lazy Apple
 
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they didn't do this for the 7
they're less common now
the X is the really fresh designed product they're trying to push.
 
you know, the mandatory white background video where he says stuff like "The iPhone 8 is quite literally joy in your hand. We have never designed a product so sleek, attractive, etc, etc, etc." I miss those.

Now they just show pictures and put some techno music. Getting lazy Apple
We all know why haha, it's basically the same iPhone 6 with a glass back.
 
Did you really think they would make two separate videos, one for the 8 and one for the X?....
 
guess he didn't have anything to say about the mostly same design... ;)

but you can watch the X video, if you miss his voice
 
The iphone X leads me to believe that Jony needs to be fired. Along with the entire QA team who seem to just be "oh that's a wonderful idea!".

This sort of garbage is what kills Microsoft. Too many yes men, no one capable of calling a crap idea a crap idea.

They need someone who will call a spade a spade and not sugar coat it, like Steve.
 
Ok I'll take a crack at it.

"The iPhone 8 and 8 plus are quite literally an extension of joy in your arm. We've never designed a device as sleek and sophisticated. By incorporating modern design with our natural and fluid iOS, you are in for a life changing experience from your iPhone.

The back of the device is now hard grade tempered glass, which is crack resistant and more importantly, flawlessly integrated with wireless charging.

Blah blah. Ok I'm done.
 
you know, the mandatory white background video where he says stuff like "The iPhone 8 is quite literally joy in your hand. We have never designed a product so sleek, attractive, etc, etc, etc." I miss those.

Now they just show pictures and put some techno music. Getting lazy Apple
He probably got the ghost writer to write his stuff.
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Yes, because in 2013, he made videos for iPhone 5c and 5S, which were announced on the same day.

He probably didn't want us to see what he really looks like..so he had to do his voice thing now.
 
Ok I'll take a crack at it too LOL

"The iPhone 8 and IPhone X are the most advanced pieces of technology since NASA put men on the moon.

The design of these marvels equals the pyramids of Egypt and the Parthenon in Greece in beauty.

No other company but Apple has used glass in a more beautiful way..."

Blah blah blah LOL
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I can only assume it’s someone’s spelling mistake that somehow stuck over the generations
 
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