So what was the point of telling someone to go to the 'Death Valley Apple Store'? It was neither funny nor helpful, so...
Non-joking serious threads? How about this:
https://forums.macrumors.com/threads/1452328/ = iPhone 5 is the best luxury gadget of all time? (yeah, because a phone that everyone and their grandmothers will have is a sign of eliteness)
https://forums.macrumors.com/threads/1452392/ = Are developers going to be lazy and not update their apps? (seriously?)
https://forums.macrumors.com/threads/1448822/ = TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THE SCUFFING ISSUE!
https://forums.macrumors.com/threads/1447618/ = I am going to jump around like a crazy person when I get my iPhone.
https://forums.macrumors.com/threads/1444536/ = Would you be an AT&T CSR? (eh?)
And this is just on the first page of your threads. I could go on and on.
As for 'deal[ing] with it': I'm not a big fan of the rating system here, but at least it tells me that there are at least 7 people out there who agree with my view, and none who agree with yours. Obviously, a non-scientific test, but it's something to play with.
I can't stop you from believing whatever you want. The truth is that you're not special enough for 'following around' status yet.
Twisting your words? Hardly, and I don't think you understand what passive-aggressive means.
All I demonstrated is that I'm not certain regarding the definition of 'groupies'. As a non-native speaker of English, misunderstandings like this do happen from time to time.
Groupies merely mean 'people who followed a specific person around' in my book, so my sincerest apologies are due here. There have been a number of people who have expressed annoyance regarding your posts in other threads though, that is not something you can deny.
Yes, quite done, as long as you get the message that silly posts like 'I hear the Apple store in Death Valley has a full stock of them.' does not contribute to the forum. If would like to continue this via PM, I'd be more than happy to though.
You jumped in with your silly reply before the OP had even gotten his question answered. Notice how I only started in here once OP stated that he got his answer and thanked them for their help. I am not interfering with OP's ability to get a proper answer; you were.