I think a lot of folks around here would like one that works properly, to begin with...
... but seriously; don't you think white consumer electronics in the home are, like, soooo 2005? The original Xbox 360, those first-generation Samsung HDTVs? I remember thinking they looked really smart at the time, but I think it's a look that's dated rather badly.
(not that any of that means you shouldn't want one yourself!)