LOL! I guess no one is listening. I know there was another poster that had the same issue as me and it was corrected by getting a replacement. Now I'm not saying a replacement will not be just as jacked as your first phone. All I'm saying is it's worth a shot.
Also when the Genius looked at my first phone he agreed that it was most certainly hardware related and replaced mine without question. And it works perfectly.
So in my case a replacement DID in fact cure my problems.
Not saying a replacement won't fix the issue, or that you're a liar, or anything like that, just that I think it's software based. If you'd done a full restore and were still having the issue I'd be more convinced.