rofl!
"Tt's steve from Carphone Warehouse, bit of a problem..."
"What?"
"Can't sell those 16GB. Made a bit of a balls up offering the 8Gbs too low and sold out prematurely."
"So how can I help you?"
"Give us a few thousand white custom paint jobs, and we'll call it quits"
"okay. Job done. See you in June"
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