Thank you lol. I thought it was quite obvious as to what I was asking.
I saw charge cycle counts in your post and as someone who could talk all day about batteries, I like your post.
Sadly, I don't meet your request to get posters who have +1k cycles. I often use my laptops in clamshell mode and use AlDente to keep the charge % low and run off wall power almost exclusively (unless I'm on a work trip).
My only comment is that usage is going to vary wildly between a sample of users who have 1k+ cycles. Someone who uses an adblocker and reads books with brightness way down will get many hours while those who program with a compiler and have databases churning constantly will not last as long.
Not entirely related: My wife's experience with a failing battery just under 3 years of ownership, it starts diving REALLY quickly. We got the service notification and because of covid couldn't get a replacement until 4 months later - and by then the battery was dropping fast and didn't last very long. (It was replaced for free with AppleCare+).
The cost of replacing batteries in these laptops (often needing a top end case replacement) makes it very inhibitive to replace the battery.
Most people I know (family, etc) use their laptops a lot at their desk so their cycle count is pretty low.
My 2020 MBP 13' i7 is on 45 cycles while my 16' MBP M1 Max is in the 20s.
Hope we get more 1k+ cycle posters!