I can dance badly, but I'm not talking about that. Who can dance? Who can "cut a rug". I've always wanted to learn to breakdance, but I'm afraid of doing it in a literal sense and breaking all the bones in my body. Also, I went to this Salsa bar once, and while I have taken a beginner's "Idiot's Guide To Salsa Dancing"-style lesson, I couldn't embarrass myself at this club. People were literally spinning, swinging, and tossing each other around. It was like Daycare all over again. It wasn't a place I'd normally go to, but my friend is Mexican, and she told me that Mexicans can dance, and that's all there is to it. Anyone feel as hopeless as me? I have actually taken 3 or 4 one-time Salsa lessons. Three or four lessons, and I can never remember a thing.