12) Jamie Oliver, Russell Brand, John Terry, Queens Park Rangers, Arsene Wenger, June Sarpong, Jim Carrey, Tom Hanks, Chris Martin out of Coldplay, the rest of Coldplay, Chris Moyles, Fern Cotton, Piers Morgan, Cesc Fabregas, David Cameron, and Tim Lovejoy.
All proud and patriotic citizens of the People's Republic of Twuntistan, all would benefit from the swift application of a cricket bat to the side of the head.
I have to agree so many times over about Russell Brand. If he were even close to funny, he might have a redeeming quality.
Being an Arsenal fan, I can still understand your dislike of Wenger. Team of bloody midfielders! I like Cesc though.
As for the rest of your list, well done! (Although I can't say I know much about coldplay. What I do know of them does qualify them for automatic citizenship for your newly developed country.)