Sigh.
And what was she actually like, if I might make so bold as to ask? I know what you felt; I'm just curious to know whether you remembered what she was like (and here, I am referring to character, not appearance).
We know you had a talking calculator that 'did' mathematics in a number of different languages, and we know that you thought that her brother was a '****', and we know that she let you down gently with the 'vast age difference talk' and we also know that looking back, ever so slightly ruefully, you are thinking in terms of acronyms expressing crude Anglo-Saxon sentiments……..