We need the following new categories of smilies:
Pornographic
Threatening
Homophobic and homosexual
Ones representing religions and cults
Ill health
Heartbreak
Ones representing various political parties
Scatological
Advertisements for sale. If you used, say, a VW smilie then VW would send you money.
Hate smilies representing the Klan, Nazis, etc.
NRA smilies with designs of guns and ammo
Pet smilies with a choice of every sort of animal
Hobby smilies from model airplanes to knitting
Foodie smilies depicting sesame-crusted ahi tuna, etc.
Cartoon figures. Homer, Dora, Donald Duck, etc.
Gangsta. Show your affiliation or die
Religious. Same as above.
And many others. Soon the posts themselves will be irrelevant. Like this one.
Pornographic
Threatening
Homophobic and homosexual
Ones representing religions and cults
Ill health
Heartbreak
Ones representing various political parties
Scatological
Advertisements for sale. If you used, say, a VW smilie then VW would send you money.
Hate smilies representing the Klan, Nazis, etc.
NRA smilies with designs of guns and ammo
Pet smilies with a choice of every sort of animal
Hobby smilies from model airplanes to knitting
Foodie smilies depicting sesame-crusted ahi tuna, etc.
Cartoon figures. Homer, Dora, Donald Duck, etc.
Gangsta. Show your affiliation or die
Religious. Same as above.
And many others. Soon the posts themselves will be irrelevant. Like this one.