Resolved Who's going to be the one?

Hire some asian scalpers, it would be a lot cheaper!






First asian scalper reference pertaining to the iPad 3! Woot!

 

i always get on twitter of the local store who has like 100 followers, with a pic because im always the first in line.
Its not something to special in this country though. And im on one side happy about that, else i had to camp in front of the door

 

Easy:

1. Have your camping gear ready before the announcement on Wednesday.
2. Upon learning which countries will be included in the launch, immediately travel to the largest Apple store in the earliest timezone included in the first day availability.
3. Proceed to camp out in front of said store until you buy your ipad3.

While you'll receive media recognition, I'm not so sure the public perception will be particularly positive.

 

Get Elected President of the United States!!!

Then Tim Cook will give you one early in person...

 

I see your recent MR vacation taught you nothing.

 

Three weeks ago the OP was moaning about how restrictive and silly the iPad and iOS were, and that he was waiting for the Windows 8 tablets to get here so he could have the 'latest and greatest'. He even said he bought and returned an iPad 2. Now he wants to fly around the world to be the first to get the iPad 3, sight unseen. Don't mods ban this kind of blabbery nonsense?

(for reference: forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=1309293)

 

i am an employee at the manhattan store. if you send me a sufficient amount of cash, i will make sure you are at the front of the line, and i can contact a friend i know at the new york times so that we can get your picture in the paper.

we can make this happen. pm me and we can arrange a bank transfer. hurry, though, because there is a nigerian prince who has already contacted me with a great offer.

 

Somes it up really....Just wait for the PM..!

 

Start camping now.