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Not to mention the fact that if you get hit in one of those things you'll probably be dead.
... and not drive a tin can death trap too.
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Not true. Their safety ratings are very respectable. Don't be fooled by the small size - they incorporate a steel safety cage that uses the other car's crumple zones. Keep in mind that the majority of people never have a collision. For those that do, it's almost always a slow speed one where a Smart Car has excellent protection. If you are one of the unlucky people who get hit by falling Oak trees and speeding fuel tankers, nothing is really going to help.
Our Smart is very reasonable to insure. I note that the OP has quoted on fairly extensive coverage. Raising the deductibles will help bring the cost down.