Erm,no they don't mate. You need to rephrase that. And if you want all those options then it's really very simple. Do not buy an Apple mac because Apple don't and never have really offered those options on the laptop range.
It's part of what differentiates them from Apple from Sony and everyone else and I for one really appreciate it.
And I would also like to add if you are a serious gamer, and you want a laptop, you would normally buy a laptop aimed at gamers with all the options you want to choose and it would run Windows by default. Now I know we all went off on one demanding full true 4 core CPU's and the highest end mobile graphics cards, however, Alienware offer these, and there laptops are ugly and massive, at least twice as thick as the MB Pro is (The M15x is 1.92 inches thick, the MB Pro is 0.95 Inches) plus they have battery life's of around 2 to 3 hours. People that buy them accept this as they know they will get the most powerful machine.
And this is also the second or third thread I've seen on this subject already. And 40 people aren't going to be able to demand Apple to change it's market plans for it's laptop range, especially when they are selling more then ever before happily with it's current plan and range of options. How many MB Pro's do you see photographers use, people editing on the go video in FCP use, how many are on the stages of massive music events. Lots, these are the 'Pro' users in the name.
This.