Why Wait? The World's First iPhone 5* Review

[kbfr08]

Can't believe I wasted 10 seconds of my life looking at that crap. They're pathetic.

 

[rusty2192]

I almost clicked on the link...and then caught myself at the last second when I saw it was Gizmodo. I have been boycotting them since they threw the Apple engineer under the bus and even sent everyone in the world to his Facebook page. That is what crossed the line for me.

 

[boss.king]

God, Gizmodo is trash. And I'm not saying this because of the thing with the iPhone 4. Their reporting is garbage, their writers are uninformed, and pieces like this just scream "we aren't getting enough traffic, please look at us".

 

[b166er]

well on one hand I found it stupid.

On the other.... well we have to admit, they are right. Chances are the "official" reviews will sound a lot like that.

But I don't care. Just give me enough unisom to pass the time until Tuesday and I'll seeya then.

 

[mikelegacy]

Brian Lam left Gizmodo back in June this year, it was Jason Chen who wrote the iPhone 4 story, and it was Richard Blakeley who was banned from CES.

Owned.

 

[HelveticaNeue]

I'm not clicking that link. Left Gizmodo and my star in the spring haven't gone back, aren't going back.

 

[Supraking]

People complaining for free content on website? You act like if websites/gimzodo/macrumors write articles/post because you're a queen and too beautiful so they have to keep you entertain with latest news from prince Apple; they do it for the money.

 

[boss.king]

People complaining for free content on website? You act like if websites/gimzodo/macrumors write articles/post because you're a queen and too beautiful so they have to keep you entertain with latest news from prince Apple; they do it for the money.

Wait...what?

 

[LoganT]

I'm pretty sure Gizmodo is written by anti-Apple fanboys from Engadget comments.

 

[ap3604]

they do it for the money.

^^^ This is the only part of his response that really made any sense to me

 

[eastercat]

It would've been funnier if Gizmodo did a mad libs kind of review. But this was...sad.

ETA: the narrative post under the faux-review was funnier.