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which story was more epic "lost in a bar" or "picture in an elevator"


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People are going to bash this thread but I think it's pretty interesting. I bet you this does replace (or augment) the elevator thing. I can just see it:


Finished a heineken at a bar yesterday. I looked in the bottom of my cup and there was a Powerbook G5! I knew it was real!
 
Also, this is apparently how it happened:
http://gizmodo.com/5520438/how-apple-lost-the-next-iphone?skyline=true&s=i

That makes it seem real. Especially this part:
Gray Powell: Hello?

John Herrman: Is this Gray?

G: Yeah.

J: Hi, this is John Herrman from Gizmodo.com.

G: Hey!

J: You work at Apple, right?

G: Um, I mean I can't really talk too much right now.

J: I understand. We have a device, and we think that maybe you misplaced it at a bar, and we would like to give it back.

G: Yeah, I forwarded your email [asking him if it was his iPhone], someone should be contacting you.

J: OK.

G: Can I send this phone number along?

J: [Contact information]
 
Let's take a look back for some laughs

I'd laugh more at the people who actually thought it was real. This is never an Apple design in a million years


I'm more surprised that serious mac news sites published the photos in the first place when they were so hideous to begin with.

Not really a surprise. Couldnt believe when some people really thought it could be legitimate. I'm going to place a FCC logo on the back on my iPod touch now and will start the new rumor.

Well that was obvious. Really think apple would put their name to something that looked that cheap!?

Man, looking at those pictures from the last post, I don't know how ANYONE who owns Apple products made in the last 5 years could ever believe this was an Apple design. Blech.

Bahahahaha... fan-freakin-tastic. Exactly as predicted! Congratulations to all the people that called it a fake, well deserved victory!

And drum roll please...

There is absolutely no possible way this is 4. Apple would not allow such a weak piece of industrial design sport their elite marquee. Jesus ****ing christ, it is understood to be stored predominantly in pocket, that's why its smooth, weathered shape has been become more so through the two generations. That thing looks like it was born by Zenith. Jesus ****ing christ.

How could Macrumors.com, my favoritest website ever, publish 3 sequential main page articles about this obviously fictitious farce on my lazy Sunday? Oh wait… Hold on… Pretty clear here; because they are a tool of Apple inc, ya know, by giving Mr. Kim "candy." Propagating this silliness is in big fruits best interest, as the real one might better melt panties in comparison with this product design student at community college, hungover deadline throw-together. The eyelet ringing the headphone jack is an obvious Apple no-do. It's not a cassette WalkMan, right? Jesu…

Basic homo-sapien logic deduces as far as much that the new item will have a button on the side that shortcuts immediately to camera, or other assignable app of user choosing. Holding button will call up "photos." Everybody knows that - even elderly, possibly out of touch, technology columnists for a prominent southern Manhattan publication.

Have a good day.





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How's that crow taste.

I didn't know we had so many apple design experts and geniuses populating this forum.
 
Lol i remember a few of those posts

I have to say i didn't beleive it at first, but did like it,

Then i saw it in the photo with the ipad leak and i new it was real

Lets hope they just fill in those Gaps and get it ready for production
 
Engineers flickr account... photos taken w/ 4g iphone?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/graypowell/page2/

This is his flickr account

We already know he had his facebook set up on it so i'm sure he could have easily sent his photos using the new iphone to it.

and the pictures are labeled sent from myPhone and a friend commented and mentioned his iphone can take damn good pictures

interesting
 
shouldn't call the guy a loser.

it was human error, everyone is prone to it at some point in their lives.

he probably gets to see more illicit apple products before release than anyone else on this board does.

it's a shame now his name is being dragged through the mud.
 
Hahaha, it was planned leak.
They are leaked to destroy droid incredible and android froyo update on may.

Nice one apple.


Sent from my ipad.
 
What i don't understand is why be stupid and take it out with him to a bar? yes its human error but human error is different than risking a chance.

Common sense says if you go to a bar don't do something that would risk your job. You never hear about people from intel accidently releasing confidential information.
 
http://www.flickr.com/photos/graypowell/page2/

This is his flickr account

We already know he had his facebook set up on it so i'm sure he could have easily sent his photos using the new iphone to it.

and the pictures are labeled sent from myPhone and a friend commented and mentioned his iphone can take damn good pictures

interesting
My guess is that those images are not from the new phone. Under details it says no flash function. Cameras that have a flash state if they just didn't fire or did fire.

That being said maybe the software doesn't do this yet. I would think it would though. As well non of the other details of the image stands out. Atleast in the short time I looked at it.
 
Sleazy bloggers out the poor schmuck who lost the iPhone prototype

The plot thickens. Gizmodo really are a bunch of s---heels. Up until today, I went to that site every day. Now I guess I'll get all my info from Engadget.

...and since I'd rather you didn't give Giz any more hits, here's the complete text so you don't have to go there:

The Gourmet Haus Staudt. A nice place to enjoy good German ales. And if you are an Apple Software Engineer named Gray Powell and you get one too many beers, it's also a nice place to lose the next-generation iPhone.

The 27-year-old Powell—a North Carolina State University 2006 graduate and talented amateur photographer—is an Apple Software Engineer working on the iPhone Baseband Software, the little program that enables the iPhone to make calls.

On the night of March 18, he was enjoying the fine imported ales at Gourmet Haus Staudt, a nice German beer garden in Redwood City, California. He was happy. The place was great. The beer was excellent. "I underestimated how good German beer is," he typed into the next-generation iPhone he was testing on the field, cleverly disguised as an iPhone 3GS. It was his last Facebook update from the secret iPhone. It was the last time he ever saw the iPhone, right before he abandoned it on bar stool, leaving to go home.

Knowing how ferocious and ruthless Apple is about product leaks, those beers may have turned out to be the bitterest of his life.

(Almost) Impenetrable Security
Until now, Apple's legendary security has always worked perfectly. Perhaps there was a blurry factory photo here, or some last-minute information strategically whispered to some friendly media there. But when it comes to the big stuff, everything is airtight. At their Cupertino campus, any gadget or computer that is worth protecting is behind armored doors, with security locks with codes that change every few minutes. Prototypes are bolted to desks. Hidden in these labs, hardware, software and industrial-design elves toil separately on the same devices, without really having the complete picture of the final product.

And hidden in every corner, the Apple secret police, a team of people with a single mission: To make sure nobody speaks. And if there's a leak, hunt down the traitor, and escort him out of the building. Using lockdowns and other fear tactics, these men in black are the last line of defense against any sneaky eyes. The Gran Jefe Steve trusts them to avoid Apple's worst nightmare: The leak of a strategic product that could cost them millions of dollars in free marketing promotion. One that would make them lose control of the product news cycle.

But the fact is that there's no perfect security. Not when humans are involved. Humans that can lose things. You know, like the next generation iPhone.

Lost and Found
Apple security's mighty walls fell on the midnight of Thursday, March 18. At that time, Powell was at Gourmet Haus Staudt, just 20 miles from the company's Infinite Loop headquarters, having his fun. Around him, other groups of people were sharing the jolly atmosphere, and plenty of the golden liquid.

The person who eventually ended up with the lost iPhone was sitting next to Powell. He was drinking with a friend too. He noticed Powell on the stool next to him but didn't think twice about him at the time. Not until Powell had already left the bar, and a random really drunk guy—who'd been sitting on the other side of Powell—returned from the bathroom to his own stool.

The Random Really Drunk Guy pointed at the iPhone sitting on the stool, the precious prototype left by the young Apple engineer.

"Hey man, is that your iPhone?" asked Random Really Drunk Guy.

"Hmmm, what?" replied the person who ended up with the iPhone. "No, no, it isn't mine."

"Ooooh, I guess it's your friend's then," referring to a friend who at the time was in the bathroom. "Here, take it," said the Random Really Drunk Guy, handing it to him. "You don't want to lose it." After that, the Random Really Drunk Guy also left the bar.

The person who ended up with the iPhone asked around, but nobody claimed it. He thought about that young guy sitting next to him, so he and his friend stayed there for some time, waiting. Powell never came back.

During that time, he played with it. It seemed like a normal iPhone. "I thought it was just an iPhone 3GS," he told me in a telephone interview. "It just looked like one. I tried the camera, but it crashed three times." The iPhone didn't seem to have any special features, just two bar codes stuck on its back: 8800601pex1 and N90_DVT_GE4X_0493. Next to the volume keys there was another sticker: iPhone SWE-L200221. Apart from that, just six pages of applications. One of them was Facebook. And there, on the Facebook screen, was the Apple engineer, Gray Powell.



Thinking about returning the phone the next day, he left. When he woke up after the hazy night, the phone was dead. Bricked remotely, through MobileMe, the service Apple provides to track and wipe out lost iPhones. It was only then that he realized that there was something strange that iPhone. The exterior didn't feel right and there was a camera on the front. After tinkering with it, he managed to open the fake 3GS.

There it was, a shiny thing, completely different from everything that came before.

The Aftermath
Weeks later, Gizmodo got it. It was the real thing. Once we saw it inside and out, there was no doubt about it. We learnt about this story, but we didn't know for sure it was Powell's phone until today, when we contacted him via his phone.

Gray Powell: Hello?
John Herrman: Is this Gray?
G: Yeah.
J: Hi, this is John Herrman from Gizmodo.com.
G: Hey!
J: You work at Apple, right?
G: Um, I mean I can't really talk too much right now.
J: I understand. We have a device, and we think that maybe you misplaced it at a bar, and we would like to give it back.
G: Yeah, I forwarded your email [asking him if it was his iPhone], someone should be contacting you.
J: OK.
G: Can I send this phone number along?
J: [Contact information]
He sounded tired and broken. But at least, he's alive. And apparently, he may still be working at Apple. As it should be, because it's just a ****ing iPhone. It can happen to everyone, Gray Powell, Phil Schiller, you, me, and even Steve Jobs

Unlike Apple's legendary impenetrable security, breached by the power of German beer and one single human mistake.

Additional reporting by John Herrman; extra thanks to Kyle VanHemert, Matt Buchanan, and Arianna Reiche


Send an email to Jesus Diaz, the author of this post, at jesus@gizmodo.com.
 
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