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All iPads Will NOT buy iPad 5 if it doesn't have iOS 7 on it! (Parody)

WolfSnap

WolfSnap

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Anyone else in my shoes? Was looking so forward to the new iPad launch, until it hit me, they may have iOS 6 preinstalled on it. I refuse to downgrade my iPad 4 which has iOS 7 on it, to iOS 6. I like my new iPhone 5S and love iOS 7 on it. After using it for a few month, yes a few months (I'm a dev), I love it! I wish Apple would sell the iPad 5 with an iOS 7 option, like how its pictured in mockups.

Wishful thinking.

(With apologies to the person I completely stole this post from.. :roll eyes: )
 
I'm not buying it unless I get bit by a radioactive spider. I'd be willing to consider buying it if I win the powerball jackpot. I might buy it because, gosh darn it, I'm an American! You know what? Never mind.
 
WolfSnap said:
Anyone else in my shoes? Was looking so forward to the new iPad launch, until it hit me, they may have iOS 6 preinstalled on it. I refuse to downgrade my iPad 4 which has iOS 7 on it, to iOS 6. I like my new iPhone 5S and love iOS 7 on it. After using it for a few month, yes a few months (I'm a dev), I love it! I wish Apple would sell the iPad 5 with an iOS 7 option, like how its pictured in mockups.

Wishful thinking.

(With apologies to the person I completely stole this post from.. :roll eyes: )
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Cool story bro... :D
 
Needs parallel port so we can print. Wait, what do you mean the port is too thick to fit? Come on, make the iPad thicker! You can do it, Apple!
 
I'm not buying an iPad 5, unless it undocks to a smaller iPad mini.

Both better be running iOS X.
 
I need the iPad 5 to have a kitchen sink, am I the only OCD one who wants this? No sink, no buy.
 
I'm not buying one unless it comes with a bluetooth neural interface. I am so tired of fingerprint smudges on my screen.

But I'd settle for the Hypercard/HyperStudio interface as long as it has a built in floppy drive so I can open all my old stacks.
 
WolfSnap said:
Anyone else in my shoes? Was looking so forward to the new iPad launch, until it hit me, they may have iOS 6 preinstalled on it. I refuse to downgrade my iPad 4 which has iOS 7 on it, to iOS 6. I like my new iPhone 5S and love iOS 7 on it. After using it for a few month, yes a few months (I'm a dev), I love it! I wish Apple would sell the iPad 5 with an iOS 7 option, like how its pictured in mockups.

Wishful thinking.

(With apologies to the person I completely stole this post from.. :roll eyes: )
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