All iPads Will NOT buy iPad 5 if it doesn't have iOS 7 on it! (Parody)

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  1. WolfSnap macrumors 6502a

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    Anyone else in my shoes? Was looking so forward to the new iPad launch, until it hit me, they may have iOS 6 preinstalled on it. I refuse to downgrade my iPad 4 which has iOS 7 on it, to iOS 6. I like my new iPhone 5S and love iOS 7 on it. After using it for a few month, yes a few months (I'm a dev), I love it! I wish Apple would sell the iPad 5 with an iOS 7 option, like how its pictured in mockups.

    Wishful thinking.

    (With apologies to the person I completely stole this post from.. :roll eyes: )
     
  2. Gregintosh macrumors 68000

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    I'm not buying it if it doesn't have android in it.
     
  3. Breitling65 macrumors 6502

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    I am if I can't connect USB mouse to it :) I paid $ about 15 years ago for it and I need to use it now!!! :)
     
  4. 7thson macrumors 6502a

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    I'm not buying it unless I get bit by a radioactive spider. I'd be willing to consider buying it if I win the powerball jackpot. I might buy it because, gosh darn it, I'm an American! You know what? Never mind.
     
  5. RealSkyDiver, Oct 21, 2013
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  6. buysp macrumors 6502

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    Cool story bro... :D
     
  7. Eckscaliber macrumors 6502a

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    If it's not running Windows 8.1 out of the box, I won't be getting one.
     
  8. Technarchy macrumors 603

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    Needs flash and a file system to get my money...
     
  9. neutrino23 macrumors 68000

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    Needs HyperCard.

    And an ADB port for an old mouse and keyboard I still have.
     
  10. Andrew K. macrumors 65816

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    Wait... IT'S NOT?!
     
  11. Night Spring macrumors G5

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    Needs parallel port so we can print. Wait, what do you mean the port is too thick to fit? Come on, make the iPad thicker! You can do it, Apple!
     
  12. Binarymix macrumors 6502a

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    I'm not buying an iPad 5, unless it undocks to a smaller iPad mini.

    Both better be running iOS X.
     
  13. hexblot macrumors member

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    Only getting it if it comes with an 15" option
     
  14. Rodster macrumors 68040

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  15. Menel macrumors 603

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    I need the iPad 5 to have a kitchen sink, am I the only OCD one who wants this? No sink, no buy.
     
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  18. bflowers macrumors 6502a

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    I'm not buying one unless it comes with a bluetooth neural interface. I am so tired of fingerprint smudges on my screen.

    But I'd settle for the Hypercard/HyperStudio interface as long as it has a built in floppy drive so I can open all my old stacks.
     
  19. darngooddesign macrumors G3

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    They are if you have a sense of humor. :p
     
  20. jimsulphuric1 macrumors newbie

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    :)

    -That's what she said:eek:
     
  21. hexblot macrumors member

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    That's what she actually got :D
     
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